Now that Harry Potter has finished their film series, my news feed seems to have been taken over with statuses similar to (and possibly directly quoting) "NOW THAT HARRY IS OVER, IT'S TIME TO RBING BACK EDWARD CULLEN!!!" I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. I'm really, really not. I don't know who had the bright idea to compare Harry Potter to Edward Cullen, because they're nowhere near on the same wavelength. I digress. I've been wanting to show these tween idiots what a REAL sexy vampire man looks like, and I think now is the perfect opportunity.
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Eric Northman can draw my blood, any day.
TRUE BLOOD |
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I don't even need to be one of the children of the night to make music with Bela Lugosi
DRACULA
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THE LOST BOYS |
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I would do terrible things in the name of Jerry Dandridge
FRIGHT NIGHT |
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I remember when you started the fire in Chicago, Severen...it was between my loins.
NEAR DARK |
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Do...Want....I'll even let Lestat join the party. I'm feeling generous today.
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE |
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but the motherload...
Yeah...this should just be a crime. I need to go now. QUEEN OF THE DAMNED Now, everyone knows that BJ-C is a zombie lover before a vampire lover. However, I'd be a lying fool if I didn't admit that the vampire genre has the sex appeal the zombie genre just can't capture in the same right. There's something so attractive about the soft skin, strong cheekbones, pearly whites, and danger that come associated with a vampire. I can't exactly pin-point why it is so intriguing, I'm a little distracted by the above picture. How about you? What vampires would you let bite you?
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